Retrospect: Best Rock Music of 20 Years Ago

Twenty years ago, early in the year, Vanilla Ice’s utterly awful album, To the Extreme, was the number one selling album in the United States. Then people discovered the lasting star Mariah Carey, while also embracing ho-hum acts such as Michael Bolton’s Time, Love & Tenderness.

But 1991 also marked the release of some of the most important and influential rock albums of the last two decades. While the eagerly awaited Guns N’ Roses Use Your Illusion II didn’t disappoint and served as a perfect soundtrack to Terminator II: Judgment Day, it was Nirvana’s Nevermind and Pearl Jam’s Ten that brought the Seattle scene – grunge – to the forefront of rock music genres and put the final nail in the coffin for ‘80s glam metal.

However, 1991 didn’t just give us grunge. Metallica broke into the mainstream with its release of the self-titled Black album and the Red Hot Chilli Peppers’ release of Blood Sugar Sex Magik brought funk into the ’90s. These four albums, along with others like Soundgarden’s Badmotorfinger and Alice in Chains’ Facelift, took off that year, setting the tone for the rest of the decade. Even now, 20 years later, this music continues to get radio airplay, and stations aren’t likely to let up any time soon.

A bit of trivia: Both Nevermind and Blood Sugar Sex Magik were released on Sept. 24, 1991. Also, though Ten was released in ’91, it didn’t get popular until 1992.

Let’s take a look at these four albums, and not wonder how our lives and taste in music would be different had they not been released.

“Smells Like Teen Spirit” became the anthem for Generation X, and hits such as “Come as You Are,” “Lithium” and “In Bloom” kept album sales going and made Kurt Cobain one of the most famous rock stars in the world. Unfortunately, that and other issues were too much for him to handle, and he committed suicide several years later in Seattle.

It was “Jeremy” that really made this album, but it’s a masterpiece from start to finish, particularly with the radio-friendly hits “Even Flow,” “Alive” and “Black.” Pearl Jam has released many albums since and continues to have a cult following, but never reached the success in sales they had in 1991.

The riff of “Enter Sandman” made Heavy Metal more popular than ever, and “Sad but True,” “The Unforgiven,” “Wherever I May Roam” and “Nothing Else Matters” helped make the album one of the top selling of all time. Metallica had been accused of ‘selling out’ by those who loyally followed trash metal in the 1980s.

The sound of this album (and band) is entirely different than traditional rockers, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers had the same fans as the others and shared radio airplay time with the top rock acts of the ’90s. “Give It Away” became the ‘fun’ hit for this band while “Under the Bridge” quickly developed sentimental meaning for the teens of that generation.

A Card Worth Having, and Selling

During the 90s, I spent hundreds, if not a thousand or more dollars on hockey, baseball, football and hockey cards.

It’s no secret that the 90s was the top of the bubble for the sports card industry, when the companies started overproducing them and making young buyers such as myself think we were putting our money into smart investments. You know, because those Chris Webber rookies cards should be worth hundreds today, right?

I lost many cards in the fire three years ago (mainly do to getting wet from the fire hoses), but for some reason, I had several of my ‘good’ sets at my father’s house when that happened.

Recently, I went through the cards to see what they were worth. The answer: Not even enough to sell. Even my Shaquille O’Neal rookies aren’t going for much. One of the problems is finding a buyer. Not everyone is actively searching for Ark Monk rookie cards, for instance.

But then I found one card – JUST ONE – that people were still buying, and paying good money for. It was an Alex Rodriguez rookie card, in a case with his name on it. The funny thing about it was that when he was a rookie, it wasn’t exactly a secret that he was going to be good, and the card was priced rather high back then. I think it was in 1995 when I purchased the card for $30. It shocks me that I paid that much, but perhaps I was thinking the same way with the other guys back then: I need to get their rookie cards because they would be worth a fortune in the future.

Anyway, I just sold the Rodriguez card for $72 on eBay, with 25 people watching. Someone had offered me $50 for it before bidding ended. Sure, it’s possible that the card may be worth more in the future, but I’m not interested it holding onto it even longer in anticipation of that. In fact, instead of investing in stocks, I wish I had spent all that money on A-Rod rookies, held them for 15 years and sold them now.

Anyway, cheers to you, A-Rod. I don’t like you at all and am not a fan of any teams you played for, but you made me some money, and so far, you’re the only athlete to do so.

GMGM Likes It!

I wrote a silly article called The Ballad of George McPhee a while ago, and recently published it on Capitals Outsider. Luck would have it, only a half hour or so after publishing it, my friend Mike at The Gardens Ice House pulled it up to read just as McPhee walked into the rink (presumably because his kid plays there sometimes). Mike printed it out for him and told me McPhee liked it.

I see McPhee in the press box a lot but don’t generally speak to him because he’s got more important things to deal with than me. Plus, I don’t really have anything to ask him. (I did get him to wink at me once, which he does quite a bit with people). Anyway, I didn’t have any plans to show him the ballad and didn’t think much of it. But I’m glad he saw and liked it.

Who Would Win? Balrog vs. Rancor

It was established in a Gunaxin poll that the Star Wars AT-AT Imperial Walker would defeat the Mûmakil from Lord of the Rings in a head-to-head fight. But that fight wasn’t completely fair because the AT-AT has guns and isn’t even alive. So in this installment of SW vs. LOTR, we’ll match up Fellowship of the Ring’s Balrog with Return of the Jedi’s Rancor. First, we’ll take a glimpse at each character.

The Rancor

Wookieepedia defines the Rancor as…

Rancors were large carnivorous reptomammals originating from the planet of Dathomir.

That’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read. If it weren’t for the expanded universe nonsense, we’d know Rancors to be large carnivorous reptomammals originating from the planet of Tatooine. Not even Jabba would pay to move one of those from one planet to the next, if that were even possible. Or maybe he did. I’d ask Stew but it’s really not all that important.

Anywho, here is the Rancor scene in Return of the Jedi, using the music from Jaws.

The Rancor’s Keeper

His name is Malakili, and he takes care of the Rancor in Jabba‘s Palace. He was played by actor Paul Brooke. Apparently, Chris Farley had yet to be discovered.

Analysis of the Rancor

Pros: He’s a big devilish beast from the Star Wars universe.

Cons: He was killed rather quickly by a Jedi Knight who didn’t even use Jedi powers to kill him. It was the ole’ slam-the-door-on-his-head trick. And he died when the door fell on him. Huh? That wouldn’t have killed the Balrog.

Balrog

The One Wiki to Rule Them All talks a whole lot about Balrogs and not just the one that appears in Moria in Fellowship of the Rings. J.R.R. Tolkien wrote about several, and Peter Jackson’s version engulfs the beast in flames. So what is it, exactly? Let’s just say… it’s a demon.

Analysis of the Balrog
Pros: He’s made of flame, and has a flaming whip and sword. He has no keeper. He’s not Jabba’s pet.
Cons: Gandalf killed him pretty easily, right?

Final Analysis

This is no match. The Balrog should easily defeat the Rancor in a fight. However, Star Wars fanboys outnumber Lord of the Rings fanboys, so the Rancor may stand a chance if people stick to voting for which movie they like better, as opposed to the actual damn question.

Best Metal of 2010

Normally I’d write something like this for Gunaxin, but considering I hardly listened to every last heavy metal album that came out in 2010, I’ll only list my favorites that I heard. If I didn’t hear it, it’s likely under the radar anyway.

Best Song

  • Nightmare – Avenged Sevenfold

Best Album

  • The Final Frontier – Iron Maiden

Best Non-Heavy Metal Album

  • Eminem – Recovery

Album of the Year Part II

  • Disturbed – Asylum

Disappointing Album of the Year But Still Okay

  • Korn – Remember Who You Are