Remembering Manute Bol

Anyone who grew up as a Washington Bullets fan in the 1980s has very few fond memories. The team was a disgrace, and to a large degree, can still be considered a disgrace. But there was one player in particular who stood out, and that was Sudanese shot-blocking specialist Manute Bol. I’m fairly certain he’s the only player in the NBA to have killed a lion with a spear.

Manute was different not just because he was so tall, but because he was so awkward. People goofed on him. So he had to learn to talk trash back. He made a fool of himself on many occasions. He once lost teeth the first time he dunked. He fought Refrigerator Perry in celebrity boxing. As a publicity stunt, he joined an ice hockey team and was also a horse jockey. He was sometimes in the news for odd reasons, such as fighting with his wife, or being stuck at an airport. Even when I met him, the conversation was awkward, and I felt as if I had to speak to him as if he were a child.

Despite all that, he was a remarkable humanitarian who helped the people of Sudan, and spent his fortune on it. My family had a life-sized poster of him in our garage, and when we were kids we measured ourselves on it.

Just like with Gary Coleman, Manute wasn’t in good shape when I met him in early 2009. We had to help him out of his chair for the photo. When I asked him Gunaxin’s Six Questions, he managed to make us laugh when he said that “Rambo” was his favorite movie.

The world lost a great person today. Rest in peace, Manute.

Happy 50th Psycho!

When I was a kid my parents took me to Universal Studios in Florida. It had an Alfred Hitchcock exhibit. I fell in love. For a few years Nick at Night showed Alfred Hitchcock Presents reruns, and I watched it all the time.

Today marks the 50th year since Psycho was released. It’s not my favorite Hitchcock film, but it’s a close third behind North by Northwest and Vertigo.

However, from a pure nostalgia standpoint, it’s my favorite. When I was a kid I had a shirt that said Psycho. I bought a Bates Motel washcloth and beach towel. I visited Universal Studios in Hollywood and saw the House (which was right next to the set of How the Grinch Stole Christmas).

The one thing about Psycho I regret is that like many people, I knew the twist before I saw the movie. But it hasn’t stopped me from watching whenever it’s on!

My First Fashion Article

Okay, that’s a stretch, but writing an article about Princess Leia’s wardrobe and letting readers vote on their favorite is as close to fashion writing as I’ll ever get.

Also, to be clear, I have no obsession with Princess Leia. My market research has indicated that dorks on the Internet have an obsession with Princess Leia, so I write about her, and people read, and I get paid. Yes, the article did go on the front page of Digg and got tens of thousands of page views.

Anyway, here is the Princess Leia wardrobe article, vote on your favorite. And here are the results as of today:

What is your favorite outfit worn by Leia?

  • Jabbas Slave (54%, 2,298 Votes)
  • Ewok Village Dress (27%, 1,143 Votes)
  • Ceremonial Gown (9%, 379 Votes)
  • Alderaan Gown (3%, 144 Votes)
  • Boushh Outfit (2%, 88 Votes)
  • Hoth Snowsuit (2%, 77 Votes)
  • Bespin Jumpsuit (1%, 59 Votes)
  • Endor Combat Poncho (1%, 54 Votes)
  • Bespin Gown (1%, 39 Votes)

Total Voters: 4,282

If ‘Entourage’ Met ‘Sex and the City’

Since its debut, HBO’s Entourage was called Sex and the City for men. While I don’t find that at all to be true, it makes you wonder what would happen if the characters from Entourage met the girls from Sex and the City (back when they were single and not strutting around in bad movies).

Here is a rough outline of the script.

Vince After a flirtatious introduction, Vince and Samantha walk out of the club and hook up in the limo. Samantha then tries to be Vince’s publicist. Samantha
Eric Eric and Charlotte start a serious relationship. Eric proposes and Charlotte eagerly accepts. But Eric still has feelings for his ex-girlfriend, Sloan, and is tempted to cheat, while Charlotte demands to have a baby. Charlotte
Drama Drama and Carrie get into an on-again, off-again relationship and constantly complain to their friends about their relationship problems. Carrie
Turtle Miranda rejects Turtle several times, then has mercy sex with him. Then a child. Miranda
Ari Ari hires Anthony as his new secretary. Only, Anthony doesn’t take crap like Lloyd did, so he kicks Ari in the nuts and quits. Anthony
Paula Paula gets into a cat fight with Samantha over publicist issues. Turtle films it and puts it on YouTube. The video becomes an Internet sensation. Samantha
Lloyd Lloyd meets Stanford. After dating for a few weeks, they have an awkward moment when they learn that they’re both, um… ‘pitchers.’ The relationship ends. Stanford
Mrs. Ari Mrs. Ari leaves Ari for a man who is actually more powerful – Mr. Big. Mr. Big

Eight Characters Who Should Be Superheroes

There are several characters who possess extraordinary powers (especially in Stephen King and M. Night Shyamalan creations), but they never made the extra effort to put on a mask and cape and use their powers to fight evil. I call these people selfish, because as we learned in Spider-Man, with great power comes great responsibility, yet these folks don’t really use their powers to their full potential.

Here are eight characters with remarkable powers who should be superheros.

1 Cole Sear The Sixth Sense

Being able to see and talk to the dead has major advantages when it comes to solving crime. Even in the movie, The Sixth Sense, Cole finds out from a dead girl that her mother had poisoned her. Now take Cole, put a cape and mask on him, set him out into the world, and he can solve all sorts of cold cases by talking to murdered people and hunting down their killers.

2 Carrie White Carrie

Dress this girl in a burqa, send her to Iran and have her single-handedly destroy its nuclear arsenal with her telekinetic powers. That would be so much more useful than getting revenge on jerks at a high school prom.

3 Charlene ‘Charlie’ McGee Firestarter

Just like Carrie, another Stephen King creation from this list, the possibilities with Charlie are the same. The Taliban will burn in hell on earth as we set this girl loose in Afghanistan on a secret mission to become a child slave to those fanatics.

4 Eric Gibb The Boy Who Could Fly

Perhaps the most obvious one on the list. Though he’s autistic, Eric has perhaps the most amazing powers as he can fly around Manhattan and capture fleeing criminals.

5 Sookie Stackhouse True Blood

Can someone explain to me what a girl like Sookie Stackhouse is doing working at a dive bar and hanging with vampires when she could be out solving mysteries? Reading people’s thoughts can lead to much good, and not just knowing to give a customer more ketchup. This girl can be the ultimate superhero spy and provide oodles of intelligence to law enforcement. Plus, she’s not the only one with these powers. She met another guy who could do it, who worked as a bellhop at a hotel.

6 David Dunn Unbreakable

This guy actually is a superhero, but it takes quite a bit of convincing on the part of Elijah Price, who is (SPOILER ALERT) the villain. His powers? Physical strength, something I’m sure he would’ve noticed before lifting weights with his son one day. Also, extra-sensory perception, so he can get a sense of immoral acts of people he touches. What to do with him? Simple, let him be an undercover agent for the SEC, set him loose to shake the hands of Wall Street bankers, and let him uncover some of the greatest Ponzi schemes and incidents of corporate fraud to save the economy from taking.

7 Johnny Smith The Dead Zone

Yet another creation from Stephen King, Johnny can see the someone’s future by touching objects that belong to that person. He winds up (SPOILER ALERT) preventing a nuclear holocaust through drastic means, but had he strapped on a cape and mask and went about it differently, he could have used his powers to prevent other future tragedies, as well. Like what happened in The Stand.

8 Danny Torrance The Shining

Like the kid in The Sixth Sense, Danny has the ability to detect supernatural spirits, but also to talk to others with the same talent no matter where they are. But how can Danny be a superhero, you ask? Good question. I’m thinking that he can be sent to places where atrocities have been committed, and to investigate unsolved aspects of those crimes and identify the elusive people who committed them. If these adventures turn into an Indiana Jones-style chase scene, I’m sure his power to talk to others will come in handy.