Posted on May 11, 2019 by Ben SumnerLearning Hebrew I’ve been teaching myself Hebrew for the past year and a half. Duelingo – some online software I use to learn – has provided me with a few odd things to translate. Don’t worry – there was also one that said ‘Men love to run.’ It’s starting to sound like the Washington Post’s critics. It’s finally teaching me useful phrases. I’ll be honest – I didn’t memorize this one yet. Me too. Note that a man’s voice read this. No duh Maybe don’t say this to a Jew. I’m still trying to figure out what type of person wrote these. I assure you, Duolingo, I don’t need to practice saying the word ‘monkey’ anymore. There’s an entire Ark full of animals but they keep coming back to the monkey. A phrase I use at work 50 times a day. Definitely written by Washington Post critics. Exactly. No more doing nothing for me.